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Soft and Neat 

A phrase used by Phil Lester while he made his potato stamp on his last DanAndPhilCrafts video. This phrase will now be the death of the internet and all YouTube comment sections.
Phil: press it on to the paper
Dan: Phil! To hard. You hurt it!
Phil: Be Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat!

Soft and Neat 

Soft and Neat is a quote from the DanAndPhilCrafts video Potato Prints. It is used to describe how you stamp a potato print on an 8x4 sheet of paper, and it is also used to bring up Satan.
Now, don't forget Johnny, soft and neat, soft and neat, soft and neat
Soft and Neat by ManlyOlPhan April 2, 2017

soft and neat 

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes
Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
soft and neat by peggyscut April 29, 2019

between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.
Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you

Soft and Hot 

How I like my cookies and girls.
Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.
Soft and Hot by kbjc December 31, 2017