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Wank and seek 

You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
Phil: "where is simon?"

Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
Wank and seek by phild12345 October 16, 2009

Hide And Seek 

The game where 2 or more people play and one person countsdown and the others hide while the person tries to find them its also the game that me and my dad played before I never saw him again
Micheal: Yo where is your dad? I've never seen him here

Me: We are playing hide and seek hes in a good hiding spot

Michael: Weren't you playing hide and seek yesterday?

Me: Yea weve been playing for 13 years he's a really good hider
Hide And Seek by Avatar Relief July 13, 2020

the greatest hide and seek player in the world 

osama bin laden
i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

internet hide and seek 

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.
Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."
internet hide and seek by garsgro November 20, 2010

Urb-and-seek 

the act of searching UD for people you suspect are submitting words about you
J spends his days playing Urb-and-seek looking for those who have bid him good riddance
Urb-and-seek by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves 

he can"t find his waves, he has none anyway they are microscopic
Chris Collot where are your waves? I don't know son. Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves