soap and poke 

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.

Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.

soap and poke by homoguytom February 1, 2013

toke and poke 

The act of smoking marijuana and having sex at the same time.

We had a great night, especially when we decided to toke and poke.

toke and poke by Crow420 July 27, 2006

Smoke and poke 

Indulging in cannabis and following it with sexual intercourse

My room-mate met a guy who invited her into his apartment for a smoke and poke. You could also think of it as bong and dong. A variant would include toke and poke.

Smoke and poke by The Dork Knight September 10, 2011

stick and poke 

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly

I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back

stick and poke by jonesbones February 17, 2008

stroke and poke 

Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).

Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.

stroke and poke by gundamshark June 26, 2015

sweet and power chicken 

Rickyism for "sweet and sour chicken".

"Save me some of those sweet and power chicken things."

sweet and power chicken by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

smoke and poke 

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

smoke and poke by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022