Top Definition
v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.
Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
by homoguytom February 01, 2013

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