With my dick and knife 

It's an old french saying, in french society yougsters were given a knife around the age of 15, even among the poorest families.
So, even if you were broke and had nothing, you still had a dick and knife.
By derivation, used to describe anybody trying to perform an action empty-handed despite some equipement was required.

_Yo pimp, how are you gonna torque this screw ?

_Dunno.

_You just came with your dick and knife right ?

_Yeah man

With my dick and knife by Titank February 7, 2005

Fork and Knife 

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

Fork and Knife by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

fork and knife 

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

fork and knife by mikee84 May 13, 2008

fork-and-knife 

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

fork-and-knife by Eric February 22, 2005

Knife and Gun Club 

The emergency room at Denver General Hospital.

Every young doctor should do a tour of duty at the Denver Knife and Gun club, to give them a dose of perspective. Plus lots of practice with stitches and making statements to the police.

Knife and Gun Club by DisappointedIdealist January 2, 2011

Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

Overactive Knife and Fork by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009

knife and drain your life 

drain gang

person 1: BLADEE DRAIN GANG TAKE A KNIFE AND DRAIN YOUR LIFE
person 2: please leave me alone you’ve been following me for half an hour

knife and drain your life by anonymous January 31, 2023