Plastic friend and fake friend 

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

Plastic friend and fake friend by skjfdngv April 30, 2019

Wake and Fake 

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

Wake and Fake by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

shake and fake 

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.

"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"

shake and fake by sexislife July 24, 2009

Wake and Fake 

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

Wake and Fake by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012

Break and fake 

When a woman breaks a man off before she gets off. She ends up faking her orgasm.

"How was last night with you and your man?"
"Shiiiit, boy was too quick. You know I just did that break and fake."
"Ohhhh damn, waste of time!"

Break and fake by Alyssa B January 1, 2008

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

Bake and Fake by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Shake and Fake 

The act of being elusive or noncommittal.

I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.

Shake and Fake by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 10, 2018