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shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

Harry and Dick 

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.
"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

Dine-and-Dick Date 

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.
I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.
Dine-and-Dick Date by Paul August 23, 2004

Beer and Dick 

The term "Beer and Dick" was created maybe by the master of the field Dean, A member of the highly distinguished group of the Guilo Crew at BUS and RV consisting of Chris , Matt , Lewy and of course Dean and Steve.

Other randoms come and go but never make it into the "A" team because their shit and we hate them.
We are all mad cunts and love beer and dick and some time fanny's are disgusting depending how many km's they have on them.
Some anecdotes include, Forby, Ya shit and i hate ya, Dave Dave, you're a shit cunt, Rohans mum,

can you buy me a drink i owe the lunch truck lady like 80 bucks , ETC...................
Long after we leave this little shop we will never forget the times at the Guilo and the times it kept us sane.
Man this place is Like Beer and Dick

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

Blic and Dick 

Similar to Netflix and Chill but instead two people just smoke gas get baked and then fuck after
Jessica : Hey Tyler I just copped some gas you down to smoke
Tyler: Yeah I’m down to blic and dick
Jessica: what’s that?
Tyler: You’ll see😈
Blic and Dick by BlicG247 March 11, 2019