"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
by mexgema July 25, 2018
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The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.

Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.
by Jerome Jenkins May 14, 2006
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by timmy the fat nigger June 23, 2022
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This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.
Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

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by SerbShooter October 30, 2007
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