lips, legs, breasts, and ass 

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

lips, legs, breasts, and ass by Mark H November 21, 2004

foot and ass disease 

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.

Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?

foot and ass disease by UMC January 31, 2008

Hot dogs and ass 

The act of burning the fuzzies off your socks and farting in your hotel room. The simutanous act smells of Hot dogs and ass.

Brian "Dude quit lighting your socks on fire and farting"
Larry "why?"
Brian "it smells like Hot dogs and ass"

Hot dogs and ass by thebb79 January 23, 2011

Cock and Ass 

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

Cock and Ass by Black Bandana June 17, 2006

eat my entire dick and ass 

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

eat my entire dick and ass by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich 

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.

How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich by Ramen Queen June 2, 2017

Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

Balls and Ass by ______A. January 18, 2012