Sword and a dick in my hand 

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

Sword and a dick in my hand by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Austin D August 30, 2006

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK 

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

by a black dick and a half 

By a large margin; a substantial amound

Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."

by a black dick and a half by RossLikeSauce January 15, 2013

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016