And a Diet Coke 

Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."

And a Diet Coke by Dougms March 20, 2016

and a half 

To emphasis or exaggerate a quality or characteristic

She is a bitch and a half!

and a half by John January 6, 2004

And a oop 

Term used by a VSCO girl pretty much means oops used when someone/something happens that is a mistake. Usually said and a oop sksksksksk

Normal person: I spelt oke word wrong and failed my test
VSCO girl:sksksksk and a oop sksksksk

And a oop by Mimi❤️ September 2, 2019

And a good day to you, madam! 

A closing to an interaction taking place between two individuals that is ment to convey good wishes but when used between two males, it is ment to be insulting.

I saw these totally botacious females that I wanted to bone, so I yelled, "And a good day to you, madam!"

And a good day to you, madam! by Mike Fonahue August 17, 2009

and a half 

An exclamation made by you after someone says something you find particularly true.

"This ice cream is cold."

"and a half!!!"

and a half by Dakas August 31, 2003

and a half 

Used at the end of o sentence, usually used when insulting someone. adds emphasis to the insult itself and makes it just that much worse.

1.) Man your a bitch and a half

2.) That party was lame and a half

3.) That girl is ugly and a half.

4.) your a tard and a half

and a half by Dutin Miller March 10, 2008

and a week later he died 

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.

CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!

and a week later he died by Non-Original Generic Name May 15, 2010