A Communist type system of government pseudo-corporate monopoly on the US passenger rails lines. If you want to book a commerical train passage your only choice is AmTrak and a market of small time tour bussinesses.
by mirkane July 3, 2004
The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.
If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.
by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020
Riding home on the train from Chicago, I needed to take a massive shit. Due to an massive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put OUT OF ORDER.
by milwaukee john December 23, 2006
When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
by kungfumermaid June 8, 2015
The moment when your train of thought derails.
by faerytale April 1, 2011
Police Officer's who protect passenger's and property of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.
Amtrak Police protect a nation in transit on and about Amtrak trains and property. Nationally in the United States.
by Doc Savage June 4, 2005
Having sex with a stranger on a train, usually in the bathroom compartment. Similar to the 'mile-high club' on an airplane.
Debbie told her best friend, "You would not believe the sex god on my commute home. We had the Amtrak Special before the Poughkeepsie station."
by cantguessmyname September 23, 2010