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Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.
Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

dick amputation 

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.
-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless
dick amputation by dildo777 June 5, 2019

amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.
Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical Book. It's the best book for the novice amputationist.

amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.
Kez: What's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical Book. It's the best book for the novice amputationist.

Amputation Motorboating 

(verb) To place nub between two breasticles and proceed to violently shake the appendage until the woman reaches climax.
Tommy really got Chelsea off with that amputation motorboating, the nubbing of her life.
Amputation Motorboating by Chelsitis September 17, 2022

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026