Dude 1: You want to go play football?
Dude 2: That sport is really slow
Dude 1: No, football americano
Dude 2: That sport is really slow
Dude 1: No, football americano
by Thatoneguy11 September 6, 2008
a american who cant even locate his country on a map and still thinks he lives in the greatest country on earth
by lolusayay November 24, 2020
An espresso shot diluted with hot water, which tastes like thin airline coffee, but which saves a barista the time and bother of making a rich, brewed coffee by doing a pour-over with ground coffee and near-boiling water. An Americano made with more shots of espresso is a type of intelligence test: it tastes richer, like real brewed coffee, but you're paying twice as much.
Customer: How's about an Americano with two shots of espresso?
Barista: Two-shot Americano for the moron!
Barista: Two-shot Americano for the moron!
by Tjanvier January 7, 2022
When you dump a water bottle in a vagina slit your cock then cum inside of the same vagina is know as an Americano. Was derived when emo music became popular.
Mike I heard you americanoed that girl you brought home from the bar last night. Yeah she asked if I was emo so I showed her my cock.
by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021
Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
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A “basic man or woman who loves ordering complicated styles of coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee
Or a person who is too specific in ordering there coffee
How may I take your order?
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.
Yes I want a white americano with two pumps of espresso, double whip, almond milk, one pump of caramel and light ice.
Quite the americano cunt that woman is.
by Obsidian Black April 5, 2018