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Ambiwlans 

Ambiwlans is Welsh for Ambulance, and is written on all ambulance vehicles in the Welsh Ambulance NHS Trust.

Ambiwlans is not to be confused as a 'dumbing down' version of the word 'Ambulance'

Ambiwlans was made famous by an internet user known as JamesTigerWoods who famously started a discussion on a car focussed forum complaining that society was dumbing down so far that the word Ambiwlans had replaced Ambulance, not knowing of the welsh origin.
JamesTigerWoods: Ambiwlans!!
Everyone else: It's Welsh you 'tard!
Ambiwlans by Pistonheads June 11, 2010
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Ambiwlans Moment 

You have an idea, you 'put it out there' for the world to hear or see or read on the internet, proud that you have thought of something that no one else has noticed before, you're sharp, you're tuned in and you wait for the adoration of the masses when they asses your idea and say 'wow.. you're right... that's amazing!'
...... but sadly what has actually happened is you have said something incredibly dumb, and someone is just about to point it out to you very publicly, THIS is you Ambiwlans Moment.

See the word 'Ambiwlans' for the first Ambiwlans Moment from the legendary JamesTigerWoods
Steve - I've an idea for making cars more efficient with battery power... when I was a kid my lights on my bike were powered by a dynamo which was rested on the tyre, in a less crude way couldn't this work on your car?

Ben - You mean like the alternator?
Con - Nice ambiwlans moment Steve!
Ambiwlans Moment by Conian September 22, 2010
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026