Ambipenstrous 

The ability for a male to hold his prized piece in either trouser leg.

Friend: Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.

Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!

Ambipenstrous by Prof Dr. Ambipenstrous October 16, 2012

ambilegstrous 

The ability to use both legs with equal dexterity. Is to legs what ambidextrous is to hands.

"Is he gonna take this free kick with his left or right?" "Doesn't matter, he's ambilegstrous."

ambilegstrous by DappaDan March 31, 2008

ambitechtrous 

Exhibiting equal proficiency in the realms of Mac and Microsoft.

I was raised on Macs at home but PCs all through school.. you could say I'm ambitechtrous

ambitechtrous by katrinioso November 7, 2009

ambipegstrous 

The ability to grind from either side of a BMX bicycle.

Since James was ambipegstrous he was able to use his friend's bike which had pegs on the left side, though he was accustomed to pegs on the right side.

ambipegstrous by Ravenhill November 18, 2010

Ambinostrous 

The ability to snort drugs up both nostrils.

Damnit, my good nostril is blocked again. I wish I was ambinostrous.

Ambinostrous by TheSnapist March 28, 2023

ambineckstrous

The ability to kiss with one's head canted in either direction with equal proficiency and skill.

She was only comfortable kissing with her head tilted to the left, so being ambineckstrous, I flopped my head over to the other side and kissed her till the moon blushed.

ambineckstrous by TheMarxian December 13, 2005

ambilegstrous 

The ability for a person to sit and put either right OR left leg up on the other knee.

Because he was ambilegstrous, Eddie sat for 8 hours in a meeting without having to move - he has the ability to cross either of his legs, unlike most of us who can only cross one favored leg.

ambilegstrous by howard highes September 19, 2009