3 definitions by DappaDan

textochondria

The sudden feeling of having received an SMS/MMS text message despite the fact that you are not carrying a mobile phone. May be accompanied by a certainty of "hearing" your message tone and/or "feeling" your phone vibrate. Usually followed by confused searching of your pockets.

"Im sure i just heard my text tone"
"Dude, you left your phone in the car"
"Damn textochondria!"

by DappaDan April 1, 2008

jamcracker

A combination of crackers and jam, normally a cracker dipped straight into a jar of jam and then eaten.

Check it out, jamcracker!!

by DappaDan October 16, 2007

ambilegstrous

The ability to use both legs with equal dexterity. Is to legs what ambidextrous is to hands.

"Is he gonna take this free kick with his left or right?" "Doesn't matter, he's ambilegstrous."

by DappaDan March 31, 2008