Ambushed

The act of ambushing your friends with a chick on your arm at an clearly understood testosterone-only event, such as a poker party or chasing skirts at a club - esentially, bringing sand to the beach.

I can't believe John ambushed the poke party with his girlfriend. Usually, I take his money before showing him the door, but in this case I didn't even bother opening it.

by Dean Barbella May 21, 2008

Ambush

Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.

"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."

"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"

"Because he would be furious at us."

by jemand September 26, 2008

ambush

the act of pantsing a female, only to realize that she is in fact not wearing underwear.

Tina was casually walking down the street when she was suddenly ambushed by an elderly woman.

"mom! I just saw that lady's vagina!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.

by umsolikeokay September 22, 2013

ambush

The act of being suprised by a woman's unkempt, unshaven pubic region.

ambush - He pulled off her panties and was surprised by the copius amounts of pubic hair, it was an ambush.

ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

ambush

when your giving a girl a shocker and you bust the skin inside between her asshole and vagina

i was fingerblasting jennys holes and i gave her an ambush....there was blood

by Drinell October 10, 2005

argue-ambush

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.

Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.

by jpg3 October 15, 2011

update ambush

On your laptop you mistakenly select "Shutdown" instead of "Sleep". Windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. This usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying.

Girlfriends text: "Hey you want to come over?"
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"

<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."

Thanks Microsoft!

by tm4c September 26, 2011