Barnold's definitions
1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.
poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
by Barnold April 1, 2004
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ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.
ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.
by Barnold April 1, 2004
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