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Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.

He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.

He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.

He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
A:"have you tried the famous new cheese snacks everyone is talking about?"
B:" yes, they're delicious but Almerino wasn't with me when I tried them, so they don't taste the same".
Almerino by Bibbina November 21, 2021
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She is a lovely girl.. and very kin person and she is already a genius :-)
There goes almera I envy her
almera by scarlxtx March 3, 2018
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Aymeric is the name of an absolute boss-like figure that has attained an unparalleled level of hilarity while balancing a smoldering seduction. While no concrete extrapolations may be made on his endowment, it has been rumored that any Aymeric is bestowed with an impressive manhood. In one sentence, Aymeric is a funny, disarming gentleman with a huge penis.
world: Wow, Aymeric is awesome.

male admirer: I wish my parents named me Aymeric, maybe then I wouldn't be such a failure.

every female: Every time I see Aymeric, my panties resemble the Amazon Rain Forest.
Aymeric by AVJesus October 31, 2011
Altmer are the Ultimate Lifeform because of their glorious golden skin, and breathtaking civilization. And they also managed to singlehandedly stop the Oblivion crisis and bring back the lost moons with their god-tier magic.
Altmer by Saitama 777 October 8, 2021
An elven race in the Elder Scrolls series. They originate from the province of Summerset Isle, a mysterious island to the south west of Tamriel.

Physically, Altmer (High Elves) are the tallest existing race on Tamriel, surpassing even Nord males. They are quite slim, with sharp facial features. They are distinguished as an elven race by their golden/green eyes and golden skin.

They are also considered to be the most magically adept race, surpassing the Dunmer and Bretons. They are also the oldest race on Tamriel, being the closest descendants of the ancient Aldmer race.

Altmer in personality are deemed haughty and arrogant, seeing themselves as a superior race. They are the leader of the Thalmor, and Aldmeri Dominion. Their involvement in the Great War lead the Empire to essentially surrender to them, when the White-Gold Concordat treaty was signed to prevent worship of Talos. Of course, rebellion was started by this, by a Nord male known as Ulfric Stormcloak, who planned on 'freeing' Skyrim from the Empire that Talos himself had created.
Wow, those Altmer are really great with magic
Altmer by HollyRolo September 25, 2015
Cool, Handsome and Smart. Always gets pretty girlfriends and Almer is very very very very extremely hot and sexy.
He’s very Almer
Almer by Genidi123 December 29, 2018
Aylmer, Quebec, Canada is one of the best towns in all of the region. When it comes to the place to be, Aylmer beats its neighbors, Gatineau, Hull, Chelsea, Wakefield, Buckingham and Masham. This is due to an enormus percentage of youth. Aylmer is known to throw the biggest and best parties. Aylmer is also very popular because of the lack of police, the scenery (beach, nature), and due to the fact that you can walk onto pretty much any street corner and buy drugs. People from Aylmer have a lot of pride in their town, which makes people from neighboring towns intimidated and jealous.
"Come to Aylmer to party, stay in Aylmer to party some more"

"There is a party in Aylmer this weekend"
Aylmer by L* May 1, 2006