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Aylmer, Quebec, Canada is one of the best towns in all of the region. When it comes to the place to be, Aylmer beats its neighbors, Gatineau, Hull, Chelsea, Wakefield, Buckingham and Masham. This is due to an enormus percentage of youth. Aylmer is known to throw the biggest and best parties. Aylmer is also very popular because of the lack of police, the scenery (beach, nature), and due to the fact that you can walk onto pretty much any street corner and buy drugs. People from Aylmer have a lot of pride in their town, which makes people from neighboring towns intimidated and jealous.
"Come to Aylmer to party, stay in Aylmer to party some more"

"There is a party in Aylmer this weekend"
Aylmer by L* May 1, 2006
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Aylmer is a small, mostly english speaking, town in Quebec across the river from Ottawa. Home to many arsonists. Most kids who live here aren't educated. Overall, a boring town where people lose at life. Things to see in Aylmer: a marina, a Mcdonalds and a Blockbuster video.
Hi. I'm in...Aylmer.
Aylmer by boboo June 11, 2006
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Aylmer is a town in Quebec across the river from Ottawa. It is a place that is so boring and lame that the only thing you can do is drink and do coke.

Attractions include:
The Marina, A McDonald's, Tim Hortons (The major hangout/dealer spot), and various crack houses.

Aylmer is also home to one of the bigger St.Jean Baptiste parties, which includes all the above as its high points.
-Person A "Man, Aylmer sucks"
-Person B "Yep, can't Spell GAY without AY"
Aylmer by Hater0396 October 3, 2008

Aylmer Ontario Canada

The small drinking town with working problems.
I went to Aylmer Ontario Canada for a drink, but they put me to work instead.
Aylmer Ontario Canada by Cage Rattler September 14, 2011
Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.

He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.

He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.

He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
A:"have you tried the famous new cheese snacks everyone is talking about?"
B:" yes, they're delicious but Almerino wasn't with me when I tried them, so they don't taste the same".
Almerino by Bibbina November 21, 2021
She is a lovely girl.. and very kin person and she is already a genius :-)
There goes almera I envy her
almera by scarlxtx March 3, 2018
Aymeric is the name of an absolute boss-like figure that has attained an unparalleled level of hilarity while balancing a smoldering seduction. While no concrete extrapolations may be made on his endowment, it has been rumored that any Aymeric is bestowed with an impressive manhood. In one sentence, Aymeric is a funny, disarming gentleman with a huge penis.
world: Wow, Aymeric is awesome.

male admirer: I wish my parents named me Aymeric, maybe then I wouldn't be such a failure.

every female: Every time I see Aymeric, my panties resemble the Amazon Rain Forest.
Aymeric by AVJesus October 31, 2011