alpacastan 

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

alpacastan by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Altavista 

The best search engine to search for porn, simply because it has a videos section. All you have to do is type in the name of a porn site, and instantly ypu are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff

- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to altavista, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"

Altavista by Meijer's! November 11, 2005

Alpacastan 

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

Alpacastan by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

Altavista 

A really shitty and boring town with nothing to do.

"Wow, this town has really become an altavista"

Altavista by Sunsh1ne95 November 21, 2011

altavista 

A good search engine, that while not as great as google in searching regular pages, has the ability to search for sound and movie files.

Do you really need one!?

altavista by Decander June 27, 2005

altavista 

A boolean search engine that rivals even the great wordgoogle/word

I founded where Carmen Sandiego with Altavista!

altavista by PoptartKing August 21, 2003

Alabastard 

noun. A word to refer to a white person who rejects social progress and works to uphold systems that favor them. They are probably racist themselves. It is a portmanteau of the words "alabaster" and "bastard."

That Alabastard with the stars and bars on his truck probably won't even acknowledge how he benefits from white privilege.

Alabastard by The2th July 10, 2023