Altar boy 

A young male of which is extremely religious but is at the same time, homosexual and enjoys the company of older men

Yo Matt don't you think that kid Jim is a bit of an altar boy?

Altar boy by ADHDPTSD November 13, 2016

altar boy 

The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.

Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.

altar boy by James McLendon August 12, 2006

altar boy 

A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".

my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.

altar boy by Jill Costa April 8, 2007

the altar boy 

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.

"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"

the altar boy by nyranthia July 26, 2016

alter boy 

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

alter boy by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

The Thirsty Alter-boy 

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

The Thirsty Alter-boy by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

Alter boy 

A prepubescent male used by the clergy as a semen depository.

That alter boy is such a hard worker, old Father Seamus had virtually filled him to the brim.

Alter boy by Cludgyspanklips October 31, 2019