3 definitions by Cludgyspanklips
The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021
by Cludgyspanklips October 31, 2019
A term which people from Norfolk claim they coined but actually has its roots in the vastly superior county of Suffolk.
It is used to describe something misaligned, wonky, crooked or out of level.
It is used to describe something misaligned, wonky, crooked or out of level.
Norfolk siblings Densel and Dinah were going at it like the clappers. Just as Densel was about to spaff his turnip juice, he slipped and pummeled his man carrot into Dinah's gooch.
In severe pain and his manhood permanently bent, he called out "DINAH, my prize wanger, it's on the huh".
In severe pain and his manhood permanently bent, he called out "DINAH, my prize wanger, it's on the huh".
by Cludgyspanklips September 10, 2021