alptop

A misspelled version of the word 'laptop'.

"Man, don't forget to bring your alptop... I mean laptop with you today..."

alptop by Global Warming August 16, 2006

altophobia 

The fear of heights, or of falling.

One of the most common fears is altophobia.

altophobia by Magillan October 1, 2007

alphophobia 

fear of catching leprosy.

Alphophobia runs in the family.

alphophobia by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010

Aptoptionist 

An optimistic mortition

My mother in law is an Aptoptionist. She is a delight to work worth and always has a great attitude.

Aptoptionist by Monstermcclellan September 20, 2011

alpopoop 

Hatred for people who use flushable wipes to wipe their asses.

Normal person: *uses flushable wipes*

Alpopoop: *kills normal person*

alpopoop by Hobokermit January 25, 2022

Alatope 

Jewish lady with big titties

I saw the best alatope the other day but my dick went limp when told me her name was “Yamaka-hamika”

Alatope by alatope June 4, 2022

alpoplexy 

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.

Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.

alpoplexy by QuacksO November 21, 2023