alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

alphamalism 

When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.

That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.

alphamalism by B to the Rock December 31, 2004

alphanite 

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

alphanite by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

Amphamaticablacism 

(Am-fa-mat-ika-blas-ee-ism)
A hate towards black people that have a profession in mathematics.

"Man, did you see that guy, he really had Amphamaticablacism"
"Yea, he must really hate the new black maths teacher!"

Amphamaticablacism by [x] Unknown March 31, 2009

AlphaIntegra 

a post whoring fuckstick,that has no life,and no avatar,yet he spends countless hours posting"would you hit it"threads all over OT.it is unclear if alphaintegra really exists,of is a lowsy AE,because he seems largely unbanable,even though he is nothing more than an agrivating waist of bandwidth.

i ate a mess of ribs,and shit out a 12" alphaintegra.

AlphaIntegra by LONGRODD January 26, 2004

Alphanite 

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

Alphanite by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

Alphaman 

The Best Dude in the world! Is a pro in every game and aspect of life.

Hey, did you know I talked to Alphaman the other day?

No really? I hear he's really cool!

Alphaman by Dude001 February 24, 2008