4 definitions by B to the Rock

What you call a human that has reached the fattest point known to man. These people are sometimes mistaken for bovine.
"Is that a cow in your living room?"
"No it's just one blarb SOB"
by B to the Rock December 13, 2004
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When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.
That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.
by B to the Rock December 31, 2005
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