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all sorts of fucked 

akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.
After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he was all sorts of fucked.
all sorts of fucked by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.
Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."

All sorts of fucked up 

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

All sorts of boned up 

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
All sorts of boned up by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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