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Alien Tan 

heterosexual intercourse, b/w a man and a women, involving the penetration of the birth canal by the penis and a third party, particularly a female.

Exactly thirty minutes after vaginal penetration, the third party then commences the process of reproduction on the male cohort's face.

(I.E. a three way between one male and two females, one of which whom is pregnant, then the male proceeds to have sex with the female who is not pregnant for how ever long it may take for the pregnant women to give birth on the his face.)
Male: Let's synchronize our watches so we get this Alien Tan just right...
Alien Tan by crustyasscheeks May 25, 2014
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alien tan 

when a male cums on females face,or your moms
dude 1:hey i just gave your mom an alien tan
dude 2:gross
alien tan by spaggeti October 7, 2009

Tanya Granic Allen 

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.

tanya allen 

1.stripperific homigo with a sexy face muwahaha
2. super kink
3. my bitch you damn whore
tanya allen Is minez!.........
tanya allen by 2homigos November 9, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016