Algebra II 

A class that is useless and extremely difficult for those who are not math geniuses. It's only functions are to lower averages/GPAs and make students hate math more than they already do.

Student A: Hey man, what'd you get on your Algebra II Regents Exam?

Student B: Like a 45. I don't get any of that shit.

Algebra II by PR92 April 25, 2011

Algebra II 

A class that is a complete waste of time and effort and a reason to make you go home and cry to your mother. A class where you sit in a desk and wonder how in the world this has any real-life application. A WASTE OF TIME!!!

Solve for X.

Stupid+x=Smart

x=no solution

me and every other high school student: "This is why Algebra II should go jump off a bridge."

Algebra II by sldkfjlkd March 11, 2010

Algebra II 

all algebra 2 is is coincidental stuff...there is really no application for any of it...all it is is some guy with no life thought 'if i add this number,multiply it with this one, square it blah blah...HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUMBER I GOT!' lmao

dumb kid "what is Algebra II?"
math dude"X+326*8^2...=784181 YAY"
dumb kid "WTF DUDE?-U HAVE NO LIFE"

Algebra II by PUMAKING June 26, 2009

Algebra II 

The worst class to ever exist. The most confusing class to ever exist.

Algebra II makes me want to toaster bath in the Hudson.

Algebra II by fisgeon April 28, 2022

Is Algebra Divine or Demonic? 

Algebra became evil or murderous when God allowed Satan to put the alphabet in math, or when the father of lies got his wish to separate earthlings into simple- and symbol-minded people.

During his last metamathematical talk, Prof. Ian tried to answer these questions:
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”

Is Algebra Divine or Demonic? by MathPlus April 30, 2023

Immoral Algebra 

When a dishonest seller uses their finger or hand or some other means to tilt one side of a weighing balance to make the left and right sides of the scales look balanced to cheat the customer—a weight balance is often used as a metaphor for an algebraic equation.

God, the Great Mathematician, dislikes immoral algebra, but delights in accurate weights or honest scales.

Immoral Algebra by MathPlus May 19, 2021

Linear Algebro-ing

The verb of doing Linear Algebra with your bros.

Hey man, are you down to do some linear algebro-ing later?
-yea man, for sure. We are linear algebuddies!
*makes out passionately (they are both men)*

Linear Algebro-ing by ayylmao.TWICE May 5, 2022