1. North Korea's premier torture technique typically involving odd chants. These chants often involve the phrase "X plus or minus", "Y over two", "4AC", or "Variable"
2. A subject in school designed to hold back students. Synonym of "to torture".
3. Ritual sacrifice of a student's GPA.
4. Satanic magic.
2. A subject in school designed to hold back students. Synonym of "to torture".
3. Ritual sacrifice of a student's GPA.
4. Satanic magic.
1. The North Korean prisoner refused to admit to disrespecting Kim Jong Un, so the guards forced him to undergo algebra courses until he confessed.
2. Johnny told Mark he had to go to summer school for algebra, making Mark feel sorry for him.
3. Lisa knew that eventually, she'd have to sacrifice her GPA by undergoing algebra.
4. To his dismay, Ross found a group of hooded figures preforming algebra in the school basement.
2. Johnny told Mark he had to go to summer school for algebra, making Mark feel sorry for him.
3. Lisa knew that eventually, she'd have to sacrifice her GPA by undergoing algebra.
4. To his dismay, Ross found a group of hooded figures preforming algebra in the school basement.
by McDaddy's Big Patties November 4, 2017
by ...<@!+Y March 26, 2007
An evil organization whose business philosophy is the following:
To collect questions of ordinary people and distribute them to every educational institution in the world, so that students of any intellect level can try to solve them for the lazy fucks who can't solve their own fucking problems.
To collect questions of ordinary people and distribute them to every educational institution in the world, so that students of any intellect level can try to solve them for the lazy fucks who can't solve their own fucking problems.
Algebra question: Catarina and Tom want to buy a rug for a room that is 14 by 20 feet. They want to leave an even strip of flooring uncovered around the edges of the room. How wide a strip will they have if they buy a rug with an area of 216 square feet?
Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom!? What the fuck have they ever done for me!?! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma!!! Lazy fuckers!
Student Answer: Why the fuck should I solve a problem for Catarina and Tom!? What the fuck have they ever done for me!?! I don't give a shit about their rug dilemma!!! Lazy fuckers!
by MarbleRyeOne December 10, 2010
evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.
A standard torture session should proceed like this:
After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.
A standard torture session should proceed like this:
After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.
P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."
P2 - "Whatever."
P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"
P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"
P2 - "Whatever."
P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"
P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"
by FUCKHACKERBITCHES April 30, 2009
(Noun) - One of the biggest reasons that high schoolers these days flunk out. It is the largest waste of time, and is also the reason that the United States of America has such a low average GPA, and such a high drop-out rate. It will never be applied to REAL LIFE (something strange to high school teachers) unless you plan to be a scientist, or mathematician (see crazy fuck.) According to your Algebra teacher, you will not survive in life without it. This is pure bullshit, and is only meant to scare you into passing. If you're a writer...you've got to take algebra. If you're an artist...you've got to take algebra. If you're a musician...you've still got to take algebra. If you're a mathematician...my hat off to you.
1. Dave: Hey breh! Wanna go to the movies?
Chris: No...I can't...I flunked algebra, therefore by teacher logic I'm never going to be successful in the modern world.
2. See useless.
Chris: No...I can't...I flunked algebra, therefore by teacher logic I'm never going to be successful in the modern world.
2. See useless.
by coffeeboy992 December 11, 2009
Another word for torture. It’s basically a pointless class where the teacher expects you to know everything prior to taking the class and takes much pleasure in making the students miserable. You learn stupid shit like graphing an equation on a Y and X axis which does not really make too much sense. Some problems require you to find up to eight different answers and it’s one of those time consuming classes where you get homework every day. You pretty much will never need Algebra unless you just love Math and plan on becoming a Mathematician or a Math teacher.
Mr. Smith, an algebra teacher, arrived at the last stack of tests. He looks over the students’ answers and chuckles to himself and as he says “This guy is a fucking idiot. Guess who’s getting an F? You are! Haha this is so much fun. Have fun in summer school.”
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ February 10, 2010
Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.
by BlueHair April 22, 2005