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Alfa Male 

1. A male in a group of people (friends) that is the leader & other guys strive to be like..ex dress, walk, talk, ect..

2. The male in the group that most any girl would want to have sexual relations with due to good looks, great confidence & charisma. Also, most other guys like being his friend.

3. The alfa male does not have to be a popular actor of some sort or have a lot of money.

4. Other people in the social group will look to this person when it is decision time. Also, other people in the group value the alda male's "word".

5. The alfa male does not get into many fights because of his high intellect & high "cool" status with other males. A very laid back person unless him or his group is threatend or the reason to fight is totally justified.

6. Other people in a social enviroment can sense the presents of the alfa male when they walk into the room due to the vibe of insuperable he bleeds out.

The alfa male is not limited to a "single" male in a social group of friends.

Also commonly known as a Dillon or Josh
Ex: 1


Girl 1: Did you see that guy that just walk in? (Alfa Male)

Girl 2: YES! He just looks like the guy I would want to have my babies!

Girl 1: OMG..ME TOO!


Ex 2:
Guy 1: Man life sucks. I think I'm going to cry.

Alfa Male: Life...live it.

Guy 1: This might sound gay, but I love you. You are a badass friend.


Ex. 3:

Alfa Male(to his group): This place is boring let bounce like titties on Baywatch.

Fake alfa male(from outside talking to Alfa Male's females): Yall should stay & have fun with me.

Alfa Male: Don't sass me d*ckhead...back the f*ck off my sheep!

Fake alfa male(gets in Alfa Male's face): What you gonna do?? I'm taking your women!

Alfa Male(turns GREEN): AAHHHHHHHHH!!! <snaps fake alfa male's neck>
Alfa Male by 12Die4 December 20, 2008
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Alfa Male 

The Alfamale is the one of the group who takes charge leading the pack head on with his strong will to be a leader and stands his ground or territory when challenged by the younger generation putting up a fight to maintain his position
That dog right there in the front is the Alfa male and takes no bull off any one and will put up a hell of a fight to maintain control and balance
Alfa Male by L Carswell January 16, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026