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alexised 

When your girlfriend is riding you during sex vigorously and rough. She goes so rough that she ends up bending your dick in half and breaks it.
Skippy: Last night me and my girlfriend were having some rough sex and she was riding me super hard. All of a sudden I felt a bend in my dick and I pulled out. My dick wouldn't go up again, I think she broke it!

Barry: Did you try to bring it up again?

Skippy: Yeah but it was like when you touch a flower and it shrivels up. My dick is broken!!

Barry: Wow, it sounds like you got Alexised
alexised by chocolatefrosting September 23, 2013
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Alexise
An all around amazing young girl. She has her flaws, and is very insecure about them. She is awfully beautiful and humble. She has an amazing soul. Alexise is a shy girl, but is very out going once you get to know her. She always has a smile on her face. She is incredibly smart and down to earth. She is one of the realest and nicest people you can ever meet. Alexise is a very kind hearted person who will be there for you no matter what. She is an amazing best friend and girlfriend. One day she will be something relevant to this world. Her heart only beats for one person and doesn't whore around. Alexise is a beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl that you can't let slip out of your hands.
Alexise is a unique one of a kind girl no one compares to her.
Alexise by Lexi nathalie June 11, 2017
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