crisis averted
crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017
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alberted
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
alberted by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017
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Alerternative
A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.
Alerternative by jcran December 21, 2008
crisis averted
The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
crisis averted by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011
Aderted
When a crisis i averted but it comes back
Tragedy Averted
Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
Tragedy Averted by Hym Iam March 14, 2025