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Alec Baldwin

When a man knocks up his wife after he's had a vasectomy.
He Alec Baldwined his wife after he got his vasectomy. Thought he was shooting blanks but he had a live one in the chamber.
Alec Baldwin by This fucking guy? November 4, 2021

Super Secret Alec Baldwin Juice 

No one really knows, because it is super secret.
dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!

Alec Baldwin

When you accidentally point your dick away from a pussy and unintentionally shoot your load at an unintended target.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what happened between Jon and Jane?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he pulled an Alec Baldwin last night
Person 1: What a shame.
Alec Baldwin by MJMegaFan1983 December 24, 2021

Alec Baldwin Syndrome 

A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.
Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando

Alec Baldwin'd 

Alec Baldwin: n. A serious man.

Alec Baldwin'd: adv. Made your voice deep and serious to prove a point.

Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."
Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."

Guy: Wow, you meant it, Alec Baldwin is....a serious man.
Alec Baldwin'd by ValcoreSylvestra November 21, 2010

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety 

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."