3 definitions by MJMegaFan1983
When you accidentally point your dick away from a pussy and unintentionally shoot your load at an unintended target.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what happened between Jon and Jane?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he pulled an Alec Baldwin last night
Person 1: What a shame.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he pulled an Alec Baldwin last night
Person 1: What a shame.
by MJMegaFan1983 December 25, 2021
The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.
MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time
MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much
MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much
by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021
The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.
Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)
by MJMegaFan1983 April 6, 2021