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aldijana 

The best girlfriend ever, listens to you and loves you forever. Likes kinky shit and dank memes, phan fiction and the color blue. Aldijana is the best, if you're with her you're the luckiest person alive!

ily bby girl, Uroshima
Aldijana is queen
aldijana by SirGrim December 11, 2016
A beetle which crawls into pillowcases in the morning. Orange juice drinkers beware.
Mm...this orange juice is tasty. OHHH NOOOO! asdkj!
asdkj by screepton September 23, 2011

aldjkadjfakjfd 

When your wife sits on the couch and prefers to chat with you on FB, then talk to you in person. See: Redonkulous
My wife likes to aldjkadjfakjfd after I get home from work.

adkjfiea fadsajirea;aidfjvkd;ajf

when you pretend to be typing but aren't.
My boss is coming, time to adkjfiea fadsajirea;aidfjvkd;ajf!

alikjalava 

noun
1. A person who takes picture of himself in uniform in front of the mirror holding your private parts.

verb
1. To humiliate one's self being naked pictures.

noun
1. A Finnish internet sensetation from Kuvalauta. Got busted for humiliating himself in uniform.
1.
Dude 1: That dude is showing his dick in front of the mirror. NASTY!
Dude 2: He is such an alikjalava!

2.
Dude 1: I heard John pulled alikjalava on internet
Dude 2: No way! He is so busted!

3.
Being a Pedobear is far less cool than being an alikjalava on internet.
alikjalava by Nyymi June 30, 2009

aldejeda 

Aldejeda is a loving person she lovess any body who love her she love hot fries she so beautiful,she smart
Damn aldejeda you looking fine today,
aldejeda by Aldejeda November 5, 2018