1. A person who takes picture of himself in uniform in front of the mirror holding your private parts.
1. To humiliate one's self being naked pictures.
1. A Finnish internet sensetation from Kuvalauta. Got busted for humiliating himself in uniform.
Dude 1: That dude is showing his dick in front of the mirror. NASTY!
Dude 2: He is such an alikjalava!
Dude 1: I heard John pulled alikjalava on internet
Dude 2: No way! He is so busted!
Being a Pedobear is far less cool than being an alikjalava on internet.