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albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.
"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."
albino turtle by zeiek June 27, 2005

albino turd 

A white or cream coloured turd. Often dismissed as an urban legend, I assure you, these gems do exist. Very rare and the source of much amusement to all who see one, they usually make themselves apparant in the work place or at school.
I could have laughed myself silly seeing that albino turd in the school toilets, what a sight!
albino turd by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

albino tiger mom

A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".
Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.
albino tiger mom by malice33 February 28, 2016

albino tadpoles 

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc
'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'
albino tadpoles by -Legion- October 29, 2005

albino trash 

usually someone who is alergic to the sunlight, and is exceedingly whyte
zoe deck - spends hours in sun, but still whiter than the sun, also has healthy white glow at night
albino trash by Larry May 13, 2005

albino tadpoles 

She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.
albino tadpoles by SkunkyZ July 30, 2006