A white or cream coloured turd. Often dismissed as an urban legend, I assure you, these gems do exist. Very rare and the source of much amusement to all who see one, they usually make themselves apparant in the work place or at school.
I could have laughed myself silly seeing that albino turd in the school toilets, what a sight!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.
When are the Albino Turds playing?
by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 02, 2016