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15. Alaskan Pipeline
n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.
... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...
16. alaskan pipeline
taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
17. Alaskan pipeline
When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo
Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline
18. Alaskan Pipeline
Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.
She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.
19. Alaskan Pipeline
The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.
Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!
20. Alaskan Pipeline
Freeze a turd and fuck a chick with it. WOW
your girlfriend leaves you and says ''fuck you you piece of shit'', and comes back for sex. You give that BITCH an ''alaskan pipeline'' and tell all your friends.
21. Alaskan Pipeline
invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.
If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers
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