A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.
A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.
by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012
Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.
Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"
by shadow_javelin January 29, 2011
When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.
I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.
by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016
When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.
Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.
by mr.crosscountry May 19, 2010
n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.
... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...
by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010
When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.
Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.
by almightgamR May 13, 2014
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