Alabama ass slap

When your sexual partner is riding your penis and you slap his,her ass.

Girl 1: my ass is so sore today...
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: while i was riding Thomas's dick he gave me an Alabama ass slap

by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016

alabama ass whippin

An extremely bad beating.

When I catch that SOB that fucked my wife Ima give him an alabama ass whippin'!

by Psycho Miko June 9, 2006

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

Alabama Ass Plug

A red neck ass plug such as a pop bottle or other object.

Randy used his water bong as an Alabama Ass Plug on suzy.

by desperate August 3, 2006

Alabama Ass Clown

Arrogant but ignorant person, who is unaware of their disturbing remarks and behaviors.

My old boss is the worlds biggest Alabama Ass Clown!

by jenenae November 14, 2010

alabama ass shit

incest

person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins

person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass

by charli d’amilio February 24, 2020

alabama ass-rock

when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe's ass is storing a rock for later use.

larry: woah, jim, are you alright?

jim: hell yeah!

larry: then why are you staring at franks ass so intensely?

jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!

larry: frank, we gotta get the fuck out of her. jim's pulling an alabama ass-rock.

frank: good call! lets go!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010