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angry airfreshener

The act of taking a massive crap in someones heating vent in thier home and then setting the thermostat on 90
brandon-- why is jays house so hot and smelly?

nick-- thats cause i dislike the jewbag and i crapped in his airvent and turned the heat up. its called an angry airfreshener

mike-- now thats f'in funny
angry airfreshener by npcracer April 25, 2009

Howard beach airfreshiner 

The act of washing your hands with scented liquid soap to clover up the smell of marijuana in your bathroom.
Guy1: yo this bathroom smells like that serious sour D

Guy2: yea money. We need to howard beach airfreshiner this ma fucker.

Guy:word.

airfresheners 

The word used to cover up the fact that you are actually purchasing condoms from your local 7/11
"Umm.. excuse me, id like to by some "airfresheners."
airfresheners by truestoryer November 30, 2009

chocolate air freshner 

We were layin in bed and i said, "i want something sweet" and my boyfriend farted and said "there's a chocolate air freshner".

assfreshner 

Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.
Man, I bought this new body wash and it's a real assfreshner.
assfreshner by mysted March 12, 2015

yugoslavian airfreshener

Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole.
Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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