A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
by Cobo November 8, 2007
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A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.

Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.

It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"

Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
by KTBFFH February 1, 2011
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not wanting to deal with something/someone at the moment
*Ashley* : Hey can I ask you a question ?
*Taylor* : Ain't nobody got time for that !
by AshleyInThisBitttttt December 5, 2012
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The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.
Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"

You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
by Triford January 17, 2013
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Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.
Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??

Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!

OR

Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
by cold pops February 10, 2013
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A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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