1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.
Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.