autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.

ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.

autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

Afrosheen 

AfroSheen: (origin as in Charlie Sheen and Afro as in hair do's from the Ghetto no matter what race or gender you are. )

Afrosheen- adverb/ adjective: A phrase you call someone who is both Ghetto and acts crazy like Charlie Sheen at the same time.

Tony: "Dude! Did you see Ashley over there flippin' the table with that big old wig she's wearing talkin' about how her baby daddy never paid the rent then start talking about how she's bi- winning and bi- sexual?! I couldn't understand a word she was sayin' but I like her big hoop earings"

Kim: " yeah you put a couple of drinks into her and she gets all Afrosheen"

Tony: " call it what you will but now she's screamin' her head off about welfare while she's pole dancin""

Afrosheen by crystalschrissy May 4, 2011

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autoshot 

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

Autoshot by Oroka August 4, 2009

Avtosh 

A group of people in Azerbaijan, that go out on urban streets (mostly in the capital of Baku) and test the limits of their rides, by either racing or performing different tricks on them, such as 2 Wheelers, Burnouts, and a lot, A LOT more. Even though, this group drives on any or every car on the market, the vehicle of choice is the Moskvich, which is light-weight, and is easy to do tricks on, especially the 2 wheelers.

The Avtosh Hooligans is an underground racing group in Azerbaijan.

There are Avtosh videos all over the internet.

Avtosh by AzeriAskari May 2, 2006

aftash

foolish , someone who has a big- empty brain ..

Look at this student he is aftash ..he always smile even though he punched in his face..!!

aftash by frankdanger January 17, 2008