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Afroturf 

An artificial grass substitute made from tightly curled locks of dark hair. Often found in outdoor basketball courts due to its springy nature.
We just got some fresh Afroturf laid in the courts out back. Should make jumping easier but I'm gonna have to ditch these velco trainers.
Afroturf by Kapungo January 20, 2009
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A large turd with dangerous amounts of hair on either end, resembling an afro styled hair-do.
See Guy Sebastian
I'm not touching your afroturd
afroturd by Gay Sebastian May 6, 2005

Afrocumbigulous 

A person who normally cums large amounts on afros.
"Man, you are one afrocumbigulous person, g."
Afrocumbigulous by PersonMan January 26, 2004

afrotunist 

An African American who plays heavily into white guilt to further their personal and political agenda. Origin: portmanteau of african and opportunist.
Welcome all to the Rose Garden to celebrate this historic signing of the 2010 Yet Another Minority Set-Aside Act for Federally Funded Programs. Please rise and welcome the Afrotunist in Chief, Barack Obama!

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026