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Afroturf 

An artificial grass substitute made from tightly curled locks of dark hair. Often found in outdoor basketball courts due to its springy nature.
We just got some fresh Afroturf laid in the courts out back. Should make jumping easier but I'm gonna have to ditch these velco trainers.
Afroturf by Kapungo January 20, 2009
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A large turd with dangerous amounts of hair on either end, resembling an afro styled hair-do.
See Guy Sebastian
I'm not touching your afroturd
afroturd by Gay Sebastian May 6, 2005

Afrocumbigulous 

A person who normally cums large amounts on afros.
"Man, you are one afrocumbigulous person, g."
Afrocumbigulous by PersonMan January 26, 2004

afrotunist 

An African American who plays heavily into white guilt to further their personal and political agenda. Origin: portmanteau of african and opportunist.
Welcome all to the Rose Garden to celebrate this historic signing of the 2010 Yet Another Minority Set-Aside Act for Federally Funded Programs. Please rise and welcome the Afrotunist in Chief, Barack Obama!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026