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Afrodavid 

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.
"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"
Afrodavid by ChillTFO July 24, 2016
Being so high you can't feel your face.
" mann, bra on Jesus I'm float !"

" wassuname said she afloat"
Afloat by 4n.desiraee May 11, 2018
I lie on my back without moving to keep afloat.
afloat by ScottO1234434 May 13, 2014

allodacity 

When a person(s) who experiences sexual attraction says or does something with a sexual innuendo or suggestiveness, with little to no consideration for asexual/a-spec people; making something sexual when it's not.
*Reads social media post about random actor or fictional character and folks' desire to sleep with them*
Me: "...The Allodacity..."
allodacity by Raffy Regulus October 23, 2019

Whatever keeps your boat afloat. 

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."
AfroDan is a legend dood.
AfroDan by Awesome ;] August 18, 2009