Afghans 

People hailing from Afghanistan that carry over their ways, and reject everything else. Also believe that being American is a religion, and constantly back bite. Extremely gifted in the art of being two faced, talking in their own language to make fun of someone standing right in front of them, and are known for their loud 3AM parties.

"Who are they talking about? What are they saying?"
"Who knows, they're Afghans".

Afghans by abida October 21, 2011

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Afghan Meal 

A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!

White Guy: Oh dude! my stomach hurts soo much, i ate too much food!
White guy : It was Afghan food waddya expect man? but that is pretty gnarly!

Afghan Meal by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 23, 2005

Afghani Cheese-Toast 

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

Afghani Cheese-Toast by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011

Afghan Black 

Its probably reasonable and pretty safe to assume that most teenagers have never smoked this before - but mention Afghan Black to experienced cannabis smokers aged around 40 and their little beady eyes just light up. Its considered by some to be more valuable than gold as it gives a stone like no other. Afghan Black is very soft and very playable.
Brace yourself, newbies... this stuff will put you down. I HIGHLY Recommend.

Dude, that Afghan Black shit fucked me hard I couldnt move. T'was super flame.

Afghan Black by Brian Elwin Haner Jr January 24, 2009

Afghani Gas Mask 

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.

Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.

Afghani Gas Mask by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

Afghan Raggie

Afghan Raggie is a term used to the describe the rudimentary usage of cigarrette papers to clean up spills.

Frank: I've just spilled my drink, have you got something to clean it up?

Albert: Here's some Rizla to make a wee Afghan Raggie

Afghan Raggie by The Great Bobinski August 5, 2009